I'm a Man...Impregnated by Aliens
Jasper, IN: I have told a woman name Beatrice. She called me and ask about everything that happened to me. She said she was from a black ops, out of Seattle Washington. I didn't tell her everything, that I fear, I saw two aliens, back in August 27, 2015. There were two craft that landed, one was small, the other one normal in size. The bigger one was like the chameleon, it could change its color when it was sitting on the ground. I couldn't talk with these aliens, like we do, they were in my mind, talking to me. I was standing by the big one. I touched the big one, it may me feel sick as hell, my stomach felt like it was going to explode.
When I was walking away my cat fell down on the ground rolling around meowing like crazy. Me and my cat walk everywhere together. When I stood up I could feel something near me, like right in my face. I couldn't see anything, but heard this awful growling noises. Something told me to move fast out of there, so I came back home. Right behind my house, I saw some weird things for 3 weeks.
I really don't care if anyone believes or not. All I know they're coming back this summer. I hope not for the fear I got in my stomach. One other person that saw the small UFO, he works for the Indiana DNR Law district 7. "J" is his name. I guess it scared him too bad. I really wonder how he eased his number off my phone, even the number I save under a different name. Like this Beatrice lady, she did the same thing. Weird huh?
Well I was driving home yesterday got right by my apartment, and my eyes about fell out of my head. I saw my cat sitting outside my window, but there was two of them. They both look like my cat, same markings, everything look the same. But when I hurried up and got out of my car, the other one just vanished in a blink of an eye. I thought what in the world is going on. Then this morning I got up like I always do, went in the bathroom turn on the light, use the bathroom, walk over to the sink bend over and got a wash cloth, turned the water on, was washing my hands and face, then when I look in the mirror, BAM! there was that alien looking right at me. It scared me at first, my mind was racing so fast, but when I turned to look, it wasn't there. When I turned to look in the mirror, it was standing right beside me. It stood there for 3 minutes, just looking, then vanished away. I wish I knew what was going on.
My stomach is getting so big, ever since I had this incident. I've been to the doctor but they can't find out what it is. Had every test done, had every X-ray done but nothing. They say, you know this is really hard for me to say this, I wasn't born like other guys are. I was born with male and female genes. The doctor told me, my worst nightmare would be me carrying an alien child. This is really hard for me to swallow. I want to tell Beatrice this, but was too ashamed to tell her, or anyone. I really don't know why they keep coming back to my house. If I could only block my mind to them, I could maybe destroy them. I've been praying to the Lord each day, to send his mighty angel to help me with this. This stuff is way over my head. - MUFON CMS
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Looking For Skunk Apes
Two Lakeland men are out to find legendary Bigfoot-type creatures known as skunk apes in the northern Green Swamp.
-Barton and Conner have searched area for almost two years
-Believe they captured footage of a skunk ape on video
-Use skepticism about their efforts as inspiration to keep looking
Mark Barton and Chris Conner have been searching the area for almost two years. The men have shot video they believe shows the head and part of the upper body of a skunk ape hiding behind a palmetto bush.
The two said they didn’t realize they had captured what they believe is a skunk ape on video until they reviewed their footage after a trip into the Green Swamp. The video only lasts for a brief moment, and they understand that many people might think it is not conclusive evidence skunk apes actually exist.
They believe the creatures could be huge.
“We have done reenactments. I kind of pale,” Barton said. “We’re thinking 7 to 8 feet.”
Barton and Conner said they heard sounds in the swamp that sound like chattering creatures.
"I will mimic it,” Conner said. “Most of the time it sounds like bluh, bluh.”
The hunters also use an infrared camera and audio recorders to try to find any trace of a skunk ape.
There is running water and wild orange trees in the area of the swamp that they search.
Both realize that skeptics think they're never going to find a skunk ape, but they use that as inspiration to keep going.
“They really want to come out here,” Barton said. “They just don’t have the guts like we do.” - 2 Lakeland men search for legendary skunk ape in Green Swamp
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The Great Escape
An octopus has made a brazen escape from the national aquarium in New Zealand by breaking out of its tank, slithering down a 50-metre drainpipe and disappearing into the sea. Inky, a common New Zealand octopus, made his dash for freedom after the lid of his tank was accidentally left slightly ajar. Staff believe that in the middle of the night, while the aquarium was deserted, Inky clambered to the top of his cage, down the side of the tank and travelled across the floor of the aquarium. Rob Yarrell, national manager of the National Aquarium of New Zealand in Napier, said: “Octopuses are famous escape artists.
“But Inky really tested the waters here. I don’t think he was unhappy with us, or lonely, as octopus are solitary creatures. But he is such a curious boy. He would want to know what’s happening on the outside. That’s just his personality.” One theory is that Inky slid across the aquarium floor, a journey of three or four metres, and then, sensing freedom was at hand, into a drainpipe that lead directly to the sea. The drainpipe was 50 metres long, and opened on to the waters of Hawke’s Bay, on the east coast of New Zealand’s North Island. Another possible escape route could have involved Inky squeezing into an open pipe at the top of his tank, which led under the floor to the drain.
“When we came in the next morning and his tank was empty, I was really surprised,” said Yarrell, who has not launched a search for Inky. “The staff and I have been pretty sad. But then, this is Inky, and he’s always been a bit of a surprise octopus.” Reiss Jenkinson, exhibits keeper at the National Aquarium, said he was absolutely certain Inky was not “taken” or “stolen”. “I understand the nature of octopus behaviour very well,” he said. “I have seen octopus on boats slip through bilge pumps. And the security here is too tight for anyone to take Inky, and why would they?” Because octopuses have no bones they are able to fit into extremely small spaces. They are also understood to be extremely intelligent and capable of using tools.
Inky was brought to the national aquarium a number of years ago by a local fisherman who found him caught in a crayfish pot. He was scarred and “rough looking”, with shortened limbs, said Yarrell. “He had been living on the reef and fighting with fish so he wasn’t in the best shape.” According to Yarrell, Inky, who is about the size of a rugby ball, was an “unusually intelligent” octopus. “He was very friendly, very inquisitive, and a popular attraction here. We have another octopus, Blotchy, but he is smaller than Inky, and Inky had the personality.” The aquarium has no plans to step up security as a result of the escape as Inky was “one out of the bag”, but the staff were “increasingly aware of what octopuses can actually do”. Although the aquarium is not actively searching for a replacement for Inky, if a fisherman brought in another octopus it might be willing to take it on. “You never know,” said Yarrell. “There’s always a chance Inky could come home to us.”
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Medicinal Purposes
Letter from Dr. Otto Pickhardt approving Churchill’s use of alcohol, January 26, 1932. (Courtesy of the Churchill Archives Centre, Cambridge; CHAR 1/400A/46) While visiting Manhattan on December 13, 1931, Churchill made the classic mistake of an Englishman in America and looked the wrong way when stepping out of a cab. He was hit by an oncoming car, requiring a trip to the hospital, and a postponement of his lecture tour. Churchill turned the episode to his advantage, however, writing his tale of the near-miss for newspapers, and securing from Dr. Otto Pickhardt this prescription for medicinal alcohol at the height of prohibition.
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